identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
|Me:||we should make out sometime|
|Me:||I meant hang out|
|Me:||no i didn't|
You know, I had thought that I finished my first novel when I was 20. As it turns out, I was vastly outclassed by my five year old self, who’s missing masterpiece will now be shown to the world.
"The Apple House" by Me. I like that title, clean, easy to remember. Already my former self outshines me.